VAHP JDUPOZP DJ VNP APJV CX VNP SDOR, KOR DJ VC VNP JGDADV
ENKV JUPPG DJ VC VNP TCRM, OCHADJNSPOV KOR APXAPJNSPOV. – EDUUDKS GPOO
Can you solve the cryptogram above? If so, respond in comments with the solution, and where you might find respite from the Saturday suburban symphony of lawnmowers this weekend.
— Jodi Thompson